Knowing how much you enjoy school and your friends, I gave you the option, buddy, of skipping school to go pick strawberries with Darwin and me. You jumped at the opportunity, and I felt no guilt, knowing there was educational potential in such an experience. After about a gallon and a half, you were over it, and you, sis, were distracted the entire time by the shaded swing set.
I’m pretty sure you guys ate an entire quart while in the field. We picnicked in the shade, played on the swing and climbed a rock pile. I’m not sure how we managed, but we left with three whole gallons of fresh strawberries! It was a great day.